The Scouring of the Shire


We’ve been on the South Island for over 3 weeks now and to quote U2, we still haven’t found what we’re looking for. Unfortunately, what we’ve been looking for is what we had 13 years ago—easy, quaint, and friendly travel in this beautiful country—and that might be disappearing. What we’ve gotten instead has been a Groundhog Day-like daily non-verbal scrum between us and stern, young adult—mostly—German tourists.

My favorite books as a kid were the Lord of the Rings books (though that’s NOT why I came to NZ) and on our first trip here, we had a Shire-like experience akin to the beginning of the Fellowship of the Ring, filled with cheerful locals and merriment. This trip feels more like the Scouring of the Shire, one of the last chapters of Return of the King.  It’s the one where Frodo and gang return home, but the Shire has been horribly wrecked by war.  The wrecking here might be more figurative instead of literal—the nature is still incredible, though they have had significant flooding(!)—but nobody seems to be enjoying the beauty, here in person. Maybe it’s the curse of social media and the people getting their dopamine hits from ‘likes’ on social media rather than just being in the the moment?  What we’re experiencing here is probably related to the over-tourism that Dubrovnik, Barcelona, Venice, and the like are all suffering under and wrestling with. So many places have sold their souls for tourist money and, if successful, that almost inevitably leads to: 1) grumpy locals who resent visitors and 2) tourists who compete like in a race, to get to a nature site first or nab the campground sink before someone else, rather than enjoying the place.

I wonder what most of these other travelers will say about their experiences here? Based on our travel research before coming here, it seems like this unpleasant side of travel is an untold story. All this to say that I wish we’d known how drastically things had changed. I hope for the South Islanders’ sakes that some solutions get figured out to make their daily lives better.

Sam has said that our Big Trip is sort of like a real-life romantic comedy…We fell in love with Greece, but there’s a conflict (i.e., we have to leave after 3 months because of tourist visa limitations) so we decide to date other countries for a while. Then we realize that the other countries we thought might be sexy are just using us for personal gain. Needless to say, we’re hoping for a wedding scene in Greece next spring when we intend to go back.

Picnic anyone? Flooding at Manapouri

A fairly typical packed free campground, everyone bunched together

Tourists take pictures of a kea under the van on the left